Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
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