Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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