Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
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