called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Life without a bra equals bliss.
I need to align my fucking chakras
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