i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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