They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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