On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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