TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
You did what with his pubic hair?
Randomize
