its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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