Why are handjobs necessary in class?
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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