just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Randomize
