I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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