I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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