and next time when you feel me up, do it right
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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