omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
i just wanna soil my oats bro
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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