let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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