i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
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