I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
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