omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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