Well apparently he's into motor boating.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
Randomize
