Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
i love accidental penises.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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