Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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