so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
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