He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
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