i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
i permit you to call me
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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