Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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