is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
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