Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
Randomize
