You surviving the open bar?
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can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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