Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
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