you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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