I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
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