so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
Randomize
