My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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