i just had sex bonerless
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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