i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
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