I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
Randomize
