You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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