once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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