people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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