Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
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