I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
Who died my cat blue again?
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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