The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
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