well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
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