so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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