these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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