Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
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