I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
Randomize
