I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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