he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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