Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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