we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
Randomize
